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Charity Shop Sue | Part 3 | The Refurb

Charity Shop Sue | Part 3 | The Refurb


Do you believe in second chances? Stop it! Stop it now. Have you read that sign on there? What does it say? I can’t read. What does it say? Don’t play around with me. What does it say? Staff only. Do you know what Mad12 what the f.. Excuse me it’s MadAliCat363 What is going on here? If you wanna do this, go outside and start busking. Bring some money into this shop. Go on Viki, go on. We’re doing a song. The one thing you know I’m about here, as Manager is nurturing creativity. You know what we could do? A pop video. Oh my God, amazing. A proper, proper pop video. Come on then. Come on! Otherwise that’s getting
binned. Get out now, we’re doing this. Come on. I want to take some snapshots
first. Come on. MUSIC: Hey Gotta start with the nitty gritty.
Gotta start making a plan. Making waves through the city. Near, far across the land. Making Things Happen. It doesn’t come so easily. Making Things Happen. It all depends on you and me. Down to business. The stacks are high. Finding that rainbow, to go the mile. Making Things Happen. Things will happen for you and I. You and me. Wait and see. Thoughts make things happen. And people make things happen. We’ll all make things happen. Sue, I’m really sorry I’m not going to be able to do the camera thing. I’m feeling really, really anxious. I’ve just been to the toilet twice this morning. It’s a sign. Do you know what you’re doing? You’re getting a little bit loud. You need to calm down. Okay. Excuse me. A little bit of sensitivity won’t go amiss thank you ladeh. I won’t be able to do it Sue and that’s the end of it. I just can’t do it. You’re not listening to me. You’re overthinking it. The thing is you’re making a…you’re ruining it. No no no no you’re ruining my chances. Do you know what I can tell, you’re on a 10.
You don’t know me, you don’t know anything about me! I’ve known you for many years. No you don’t! You never ever have understood me. Come ‘ere. I don’t want you to think that I don’t
think about those girls in that shop. Right, I know that filming is getting them
in a bit of a tizz. They’re thinking Sue can I handle the fame? That goes with all of
this? They will…cuz I’m gonna support them. But guess what?
I’ve been dying to tell you this. I’ve got an exclusive for you. You know Sec*hand Chances is part of a
franchise right? Basically all the shops are going in for this comp and if we win
it we’re only gonna get a f****** refurb. So what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna have decking up
there we’re gonna have a cocktail bar at the side we’re going to have slides
coming down ere, quite fast but it’s for the likkle babbies yeah?
We’ve got to make sure their parents can put their babbies on something while
they’re having a drink. We’ll make sure there’s padding here, so
they won’t go ‘slam’ ‘smack’ into the wall. You see that building? We’re gonna do
a little construction it will come out it’ll be a little bungee jump for the kids. So excited. All I’m trying to do here right is bring
a little bit of community. We’re gonna have stalls in there. Polish stalls, spice stalls,
they might even bring the whole Market in there. Who knows? Multicultural and here…TaDa!
It’s gonna be a library. Get these kids reading, yeah? Gotta have a little bit of a bleach down. You won’t even know what’s been going on. Right…. What the? You dirty f****** cow! Get ere now.
Cuz I swear to God you little…. [BLEEP] [BLEEP] That’s what she uses as a toilet. It’s at the back of the shop! Do you know what right? Seriously… I’ve got big
plans for this place and I’m not gonna stop yeah? Until I get there. And those little b******* are gonna get it yeah? Excuse me darlin’, I’m not very happy now.

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